Sean takes Braden everywhere just to get close to him. Sean's obsession with Braden has even gone to the extreme by popping random boners in public while looking at Braden. Despite Sean's mental obsession with Braden, Sean purposefully has hurt his back giving himself scoliosis. Why you ask he did this? Well he permanently hurt himself so Braden will not roast his shit. Unfortunately Brdeans a piece if fuckin nigger and roast Sean everyday about his back, his roast can conclude of "slinky spine", not being able to bend over properly, on bradens dick and seans a stupid nigger.
by Donald60609 October 3, 2018
Get the sean on bradens dickmug. He is the absolute sweetest guy ever! Braden is the kind of guy who will always stand by you no matter what and will always have your back. He can be a little insane sometimes but never ceases to amaze with his incredible sweetness. He is always smiling and is such a sweetheart.He is very very when I say very I mean he is very thiccc and he as a VERY BIG DUIGH and people love to have him as a friend
by Pu$$y Bacon May 3, 2023
Get the Braden Mathew Jaynesmug. Sean takes Braden everywhere just to get close to him. Sean's obsession with Braden has even gone to the extreme by popping random boners in public while looking at Braden. Despite Sean's mental obsession with Braden, Sean purposefully has hurt his back giving himself scoliosis. Why you ask he did this? Well he permanently hurt himself so Braden will not roast his shit. Unfortunately Brdeans a piece if fuckin nigger and roast Sean everyday about his back, his roast can conclude of "slinky spine", not being able to bend over properly, on bradens dick and seans a stupid nigger.
by Donald60609 October 3, 2018
Get the sean on bradens dickmug. One of the best schools in Florida, kids here don’t have pussy slap fights or collars around their neck, we have some of the best athletes in the state. The complete opposite of the stuck up rich kids in at Sarasota high school or at Lakewood ranch high school
Haha look at the gay kids at Sarasota high school, I feel bad for anyone who doesn’t go to Braden River high school
by Chevysucks1 August 26, 2021
Get the braden river high schoolmug. Someone: “does braden love regina more?”
Everyone: “yes”
Someone: “does regina love braden more?”
Everyone: “no”
Everyone: “yes”
Someone: “does regina love braden more?”
Everyone: “no”
by PinkGorilla69 May 21, 2022
Get the does braden love regina moremug. the best school in tha fukkin worldd; half the kids there chief and dip. its da best school and the girls are hott as fukk and like to get high also.
dude #1: d00d i just bought a g of dro ,lets skipp 7th period and we can get some other people to come.
dude #2: hellz yeahh d00d i got a can of dip that i got at mainstreet last nightt ;D
brms (braden river middle school)
dude #2: hellz yeahh d00d i got a can of dip that i got at mainstreet last nightt ;D
brms (braden river middle school)
by weedman941 November 8, 2009
Get the brms (braden river middle school)mug. Self-declared patriot who treats other people's existence as a personal attack. Often complains loudly about how marginalized groups get "special treatment" while ignoring every form of privilege he enjoys. Braden thinks empathy is weakness and diversity is a threat.
Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.
Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.
Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.
See also: Karen
Braden rolls his eyes at Pride Month but never questions why beer companies and car dealerships get their own holidays. He talks about freedom constantly but wants books banned and identities erased.
Braden claims to support the troops, but only when it lets him rant online. He has strong opinions about flags, gender, and what other people do with their lives, especially when it doesn’t affect him at all.
Braden is what happens when entitlement meets insecurity and gets a Wi-Fi connection.
See also: Karen
A Braden just called Pride attention seeking, while filming himself in front of military stuff he didn’t earn, wearing a gym shirt that’s never been to a gym.
by MacyDayZee June 16, 2025
Get the Bradenmug.