Hollywood IQ 

The apparent idiocy of a character in a movie that does selectively moronic things that no real human being would ever do, usually for the purpose of advancing a lousy plot. Examples include, going back for the dog, entering a creepy-looking house alone wearing only your panties, and of course suddenly forgiving a love interest who treated you like dirt through the whole movie just for the sake of a happy ending.

"He's smart enough to concoct an experimental serum to genetically enhance the human body and mind, but dumb enough to try it on himself first, before testing it on rats or bunnies. WTF?"
"Hollywood IQ. Definitely."

"She's supposedly a mental olympian competing with the intellectual elite in a tournament in another city, but she doesn't even notice chaotic screaming and a 1500ft wave coming right at her as she goes back to fetch some stranger's purse from a taxi. Right..."
"She's operating with a Hollywood IQ, man. Give her a break."

Hollywood IQ by Kevnar August 26, 2009

Hollywood Hippie 

Someone who cares more about looking like they are 'green' then actually doing things that can improve/help the environment.

Driving a Prius is so hollywood hippie, do you even recycle?

Hollywood Hippie by H uddles October 30, 2010

Hollywood Name 

A stage-name/alias created by using ones middle name as their first name, and a street they grew up on as their last name.

Variation of "porn name"

"Since coming to LA, I knew porn might be in my future. For now I'm sticking with my Hollywood name, Alan Oakland. If things go south I'll change it to Arnie. He sure was a nice Dalmation.

Hollywood Name by Velopathic July 31, 2011

Hollywood Breakfast 

waking up and doing lines of coke to start the day.

I crashed pretty hard after my hollywood breakfast

Hollywood Breakfast by traveller89 September 24, 2012

Hollywood invite 

Inviting someone with the hope they never pick you up on the invite.

This is not a hollywood invite, I'd actually really love to see you.

Hollywood invite by blubberblubb June 9, 2018

hollywoodised 

something that has been exaggerated or seems unrealistic for a reaction from the audience usually in the sequel to big hollywood movies

the new top gun movie is hollywoodised

hollywoodised by mc&hg June 30, 2022

The Hollywood Exchange 

This is a sexual proclivity (fetish) where two individuals decide to come together in the bedroom. During The Hollywood Exchange, these individuals firmly press their anuses against each other. One individual then makes a bowel movement (BM) thereby pushing the excrement in to the other individual's anus.

Repeat as desired.

The name "The Hollywood Exchange" is a tongue in cheek reference to the culture of artificiality and marketing rampant in today's entertainment industry. Often lies and shallow "shit" is passed back and forth welcomingly between assholes.

Danny and Andrew really like to make each other feel great by complimenting one another. One night they decide to take it to the next level. The two gentlemen remove their drawers and press their assholes tightly against each other. Andrew passes a firm log out, and in to Danny's dirt star. Danny grins widely, proclaiming his thanks for The Hollywood Exchange.

The Hollywood Exchange by VeuveStoneLight November 2, 2013