bluetooth wanking

When your friend gets her ankles out and you start having a seizure but everyone thinks you’re wanking.

Nat: “Why are you having a wank without your hands?”

Teg: “It’s just Bluetooth wanking”

by BoardCard November 12, 2019

Bluetooth MOT

A false MOT for a car that would never pass a legit inspection.

Do you know anyone that would Bluetooth MOT my shitbox for a couple quid?

by Lumis March 21, 2024

Bluetooth Banshee

When following a long night of debauchery, someone goes to masturbate by watching pornography on their phone, not realizing that their phone is still connected to the giant Bluetooth speaker downstairs. The result is a stream of terrifying screams that awakes all others in the home and immediately induces fear and bewilderment.

After a long night of partying, Wally went to rub one off and watching a video on his phone. Not hearing any volume, Wally was puzzled but focused on the task at hand. Down the hall Roberto was awaken in terror to the sounds of the Bluetooth Banshee coming from the speaker downstairs.

by Duber74 December 1, 2024

Bluetooth balls

n. the excited anticipation of attempting, but failing, to pair your smartphone with a Bluetooth device

"I got these awesome wireless speakers, but I couldn't get them to pair with my iPhone! Total Bluetooth balls!"

by Pauldylan January 8, 2013

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

Bluetooth

when one Uterius Haver has her period and then makes her friend have it.

girl! did you really just bluetooth me?

by Veeeveeeee February 18, 2024

Bluetooth sip

when you put your mouth on the top of a juicebox straw and you suck really hard to get the juice out of the juice box.

why the hell are you sucking your juice box so hard?

dude it’s called a bluetooth sip.

by shitfartpoop December 26, 2022