by Sam-Squatch October 16, 2011

A Blake is typically the whitest kid in school. Some may consider "Blakes" as tools who teachers think are retarded. Blakes think they are tough meanwhile can't kill mosquito's without being upset. If they don't become rich they are in trouble for they are incredibly lazy. Watch out Mexican's!!!!
Colby: Professor Jones thinks Bob is a Blake.
Armand: Uhh I know!
Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.
Armand: Uhh I know!
Colby: I also feel bad for Rodrigo since Bob was being a Blake to him.
by ayobreezy210 July 25, 2011

Verb - To have destroyed someone with a wildly inappropriate joke, a mostly a sexual or deeply hurtful call.
Go and get 'Blaked'
Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.
She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.
Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.
Shannon got 'Blaked' when her friend openly asked about her child abuse.
She got totally 'Blaked' when it was suggested she won a bukkake competition, this is a double 'Blake' as there is no real winner in a bukkake competition, not even the home viewer.
Shannon tried to 'Blake' us be threatening as with a tractor. but really she 'Blaked' herself as it proved how much of a hillbilly redneck she was.
by Butters Stotch 69 September 30, 2014

Piece of shit who never shuts the fuck up and wants to act like he's hip by doing dumbass magic tricks and trying to get girls. Nobody likes him and only gives him pity laughs. He's so sexually deprived some women believe he's gay. Sure is.
by FazeToenail May 15, 2017

Is a extremely intelligent person, usually to much for his own good. He will come off as a person everyone will want to be friends with but will come soon learn it isn't that easy. Blake picks and chooses his favorite and will tell any individual how it is. Some people may not like Blake but all will respect him. He will make him a self-proclaimed leader and people will follow. He may suffer with drug use only because he doesn't play by society's rules. If you find someone like this make sure you get on his good side because he will ruin you if you cross him. He is able to talk he's way out of almost anything and even have you question weather or not things you know are fact are really true.
by Blake leader December 19, 2016

A very annoying and cringe individual who thinks that they are so special for talking in 3rd person and being self-centered. Probably has some undiagnozed schizophrenia. Someone please teach this b*tch how this world works. Also ur ed is not cool please get out. New mood = Blake (meaning cringe, annoying, embarrassing)
by EdSheeran’s shoe January 2, 2022

Blake is always annoyingly smart. He doesn’t talk a lot but always gets the BEST grades. His parents are usually rich but he doesn’t flex it because he’s humble. He always hangs around with the person everybody hates (usually a Sam) but that doesn’t matter because no one else talks to the Blake anyway!
by Ijustwanttodie November 13, 2020
