The angry Blaker

The act of removing the penis from ones pantaloons and recieve a hearty laugh from the sexual accomplice. You then become quite enraged and punch the woman in the face then fucking her rectal cavity brutally until you hit the poo nerve, causing her to shit ferociously all over the male erectus. The constant flow of fecal matter causes the woman to lose conciousness due to a mass body fluid loss, to which you shit in her unconciouss mouth and fuck it some more until you blow your load in to her mouth orfice. Afterwards you tie her upside down to the fridge and drink the thick liquids that are expelled from her mouth. You then sew her mouth shut and poo on her face so she vomits and suffocates. You then fuck her dead body some more and then torch all evidence of the delicious occasion and then admit yourself into a mental institution where you undertake all previous steps on a psycho dilusional fuck who has no idea what is happening :D

OMG Guys did you hear about what happened on the weekend. Police say someone gave some biddy the angry blaker. That shit was literally fucked up.. *Holds Boner

Did you hear about Archie? he totally gave the angry blaker to some chick in his ute.

by Radcool November 10, 2010

blake

blake is a really adorable guy. he's really sweet and his eyes are also adorable. he's usually a year younger than the girl of his dreams, but she will learn that dating him is ok. every girl is jealous of the girl dating blake.

"hey look its a blake! i want that boy!"
"hey thats my boyfriend!"
"girl, I'm jealous!"

by IJpoop August 23, 2012

Blake

The hottest piece of man-meat ever to exist. An intellect sharp as a knife, and a wit to match. Blake is almost always right, which bothers people, but Blake then gently explains why it's okay that he's right, which calms them down. Women are naturally attracted to Blake, mainly because of their swimmer bodies, which consist of rocking abs, massive biceps, calves of iron, steel triceps, etc. People are jealous of Blake, because they are very fun to drink with, and an absolute god in bed. Easily described as extremely sexy, Blake has tight buns, and chiselled features that could score glass. Blake is friends with all the beautiful, gorgeous, popular, movie-star-type people. The sun shines out of Blake's anus, and makes everyone smile when Blake walks by. Blake is always more successful than everyone else in everything. It has been said that everything that has ever happened in history has been either the result of Blake, or happened to produce Blake. Having Blake for a friend is the best thing that could happen to anyone, Blake will light up the dark, he will make the ordinary extraordinary and the plain magnificent. In Blake's hands you will find trust and comfort, happiness, and joy. Everyone trusts Blake, and in turn Blake is always trustworthy. Blake is an aesthetically pleasing addition to any room, and brings a unique pleasing aroma into the room, not unlike a basket of roses after a mid-days shower. Blake is THE most amazing guy you will ever meet.

Hot Girl: OH MY GOD THAT MAN IS BEAUTIFUL!

Hot Girl's (Non-gay) Man Friend: Yes he is, he is totally a Blake.

by MrDerpyTurtle99 June 1, 2015

Blake Bliss

1. Someone in the band "Letterbox Black" with Aeson Bliss. This person is also in the band VOSQQ, makes really good youtube videos, rants at unexpected moments, and has a great family, online and off.

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2. Someone who dedicates their life working intensely and helping others with emotional troubles when they really need it the most. This person is very spiritual, caring, yet also has an amazing sense of humor.

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3. Someone who babbles on and on then goes on more to tell us that they are babbling on and on. This person has a great sense of babble too.

Examples :

1. Person 1 : Like OH EM GEE!! last night, I like, went to a show with Letterbox Black in it, and like, Blake Bliss was like, totally great on his harmonica!

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2. Person 1 : That person work so hard! He loves to help people too.

Person 2 : I know! People say that person is very spiritual too. And caring. And funny.

Person 1 : That person is such a Blake Bliss.

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3. Person 1 : That person can really babble, and they know it.

Person 2 : I know! And they know when others are babbling!

Person 1 : They MUST be a Blake Bliss.

by Sabriny June 22, 2009

blakenym

Two words with similar spellings but different meanings and different pronunciations. The spellings are identical except for a single double character.

Such word pairings are useful in wordplay or poetry.

Examples include:
eelfish elfish
fiancee fiance
furry fury
good god
starring staring

Overabundant use of blakenyms:
After my super supper in the dinner diner I had dessert in the desert and my ass grew looser like a loser.

by blurback September 22, 2009

Blakelynn

Blakelynn is usually a girls name, she is beautiful on the inside and out. She is a very good friend to have and when you hurt her she will most likely let it pass but if you hurt her partner, friend etc. she will not let it slide.. She is a daughter of god and will not be told other wise!

Man! I wish I had a Blakelynnas a best friend.

by Samantha_g June 11, 2017

Dirty Blake

When you are at the lake and are absolutely deleting beers and you black out after throwing 8 innings strong and start yelling at all the hot girls about how big their titties are and how much you want to fall in love with them.

Dude did y’all see Blake at the lake last week?

No but I saw dirty Blake yelling at all the girls
That was bad man but he threw a CG 2 days later

by Tits Clits 2 out hits May 25, 2020