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Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you
Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!
by Goldmatch May 3, 2014
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happy birthday sophia

its my best friend sophias birthday today
by Tea sis 89 May 19, 2019
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Emerald Birthday

Your emerald birthday is when you turn the same age as your birth month.
This year is my emerald birthday, im turning 12 on the 3rd of December!
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uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex
Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week
by AmK11 March 15, 2017
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Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.
“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”
by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021
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the birthday massacre

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.
by VKX April 28, 2005
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Birtation

A word used when you blank out and don't know what to say, like when you are a reporter on live television.
Reporter: "well a berry very heaveh aah heavy do it birtation tonight, we had a very dares dares son, but lets go hit, tearish, taze english for the bit… behead da pit."
by bacala777 March 15, 2011
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