benedict

A fucking asshole who always gets you angry but sometimes is fun to be around mostlly because he is funny

Guess who sold this amazing thing to me benedict did

by 7122e September 29, 2017

eggs benedict

when you fry your nuts on a frying pan and then have a chick lick your wounds.

Damn, I fried the shit out of my nuts on that damn frying pan, but then that bitch licked them wounds for me. She motha fuckin eggs benedict my ass.

by bonesaw69 May 14, 2009

Benedict

Noun: a guy with an abnormally small and thick penis, the shaft of said penis resembles a miniaturized can of cola. Also normally the penis is accompanied by large, throbbing testicles.

Guy 1) Want to see my dick?

Guy 2) Yeah sure, why not?

Guy 1) There you go :D

Guy 2) WTF is that? Dude you are such a Benedict!

by BCWFYB April 13, 2010

Eggs Benedict

Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.

"Dude, this chick was giving me dome and I forgot to warn her. Eggs Benedict EVERYWHERE!"

by Spence D January 6, 2008

Pope Benedict XVI

A man who many thought to be very brave until he decided to apologize for remarks about the Islamic faith that were very true. This apology proved Mr. Ratzinger, aka Pope BenedictXVI, a complete coward.

"The Muslims are attacking! Where's Pope Benedict XVI? Oh wait. He's hiding!"

by tinklemint September 26, 2006

benedict

an aussie slang word used mainly by 'stingray' in neighbours which means to be a traitor.

you freakin benedict, i oughta kick your ass

by steven thackwray September 28, 2006

benedict arnold

He made some good eggs.

"(Benedict Arnold) made some good eggs." -Nick Cannon, Underclassman

by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006