Bearded Indian

A large brown bird of prey native to south India. With a wingspan of 13-15 feet, the bearded Indian has the largest flight range of any bird of prey, often seen hunting in parts of western Australia. Often seen at parties, this awesome raptor feeds on good times, booze, and sexy bitches.

"lock up your daughters, there was a bearded Indian sighting over Guilford"

by piopett April 27, 2009

bearded taco

It is a real hairy vagina found on a woman

Damn MK's Bearded Taco has way too much lettuce.

by Kyle The Stud August 8, 2006

Bearded axe wound

A bloody, furry, vagina.

Sloane had started her period, and had not gotten her beaver waxed in over one year. She didn't shower regularily, and what became of her pubic hair was a bloody mess, clots of blood and hair. Her downstairs was more like a bearded axe wound than anything female.

by Corrie McNulty October 18, 2008

Bearded Dragon

Bearded Dragon or ( "The Bearded Dragon") -n- Refers to a haircut, given to the hair surrounding the male genitalia. This cut removes all hair from the upper pelvic region above the penis, while at the same time leaving the testicles (nut sack) full of a lovely, bountiful main. This would leave your penis to be referred to as the Dragon and thus forth your extremely hairy balls being the only hair left in your junk area the beard thus giving you "The Bearded Dragon"

My girlfriend prefers "The Bearded Dragon" over the Brazilian.

by monkeymanxxx July 8, 2010

Bearded Mannips

Used to describe general agitation or frustration withsomething; similar to "DOH!" used by Homer Simpson; See also: Bearded F'in Mannips - include F'in for extra emphasis

"I didn't get my pay check today? Bearded Mannips!"

"They gave Johnny the promotion to VP? BEARDED F'IN MANNIPS! ARGH!"

by Big Jerry September 26, 2007

Bearded Holston

The releasing of your man juice in the pattern of a beard on a females face.

That Heather chick from last night totally wanted me to jizz on her face so I got artsy and gave her an ole' bearded Holston

by Don Chavez February 9, 2015

angry bearded pirate

The exact same as angry pirate only not only do you ejaculate into her eye, you ejaculate on her face also, you then take out your (previously) shaved pubic hair and shove it on her face, using the semen as glue. you then proceed with the angry pirate and voila! an angry pirate with a beard!

(sucking noises)...(jizz in eye and on face)

girl: WTF?

(smother hair on face)

girl: WTF?? (stands up)
(kick in shin)

girl: arrgghaaow!

You: AH angry bearded pirate!

by 12432425 April 22, 2009