Marbled Roast Beef Curtains

Not only is this a beat up vagina with large lips hanging down, but the women is so fat her roast beef is marbled with fat. Even worse than simple roast beef curtains.

Rob hated that his girlfriend so was so fat-- she went beyond the already disgusting roast beef curtains- She had massive marbled roast beef curtains! The worst of the worst!

by BP310 July 19, 2010

Beef curtains

Vulgar term for the fleshy lips of a vagina that need to be spread for access to the clitoris, while performing cunnilingus for example.

Ask the butcher the price of their beef curtains

by LexLuther85 August 19, 2018

beef curtains

the stretched out lips of a nasty vagina that are dark in color.

alot of porn stars have beef curtains to cover their beat up pussys.

by kira l June 21, 2006

beef curtains

1) a stretched out vagina

1) damn, that bitch had some NASTY beef curtains!
2) i had to move her large flapping beef curtains to the sides while i fucked her.

by Steve Poopinyourmouth March 4, 2008

beef curtains

a term for a woman with a horribly morose smelling minge used in Northern Ireland

Did you go at Diane's gee last night?

Nah mate her beef curtains where crusty and smelly

by Roo#1 January 19, 2009

Beef Curtains

The Place on fat chicks legs That You'd never know was hiding a pussy, that rubs together and bCurtains /b The vagina While also Making people Run Screaming when seen.

"Yo Sean, does Tara have beef curtains?"
"Why no, no she doesn't"
"Diesel!"

by P-Fresh May 17, 2007

Beef Curtains

BEEF CURTAINS- Noun.

The unsightly view of a woman's rung out, stretched out, flappy, vagina lips. The name was chosen because it resembles what a curtain of beef would look like.

Ex. "Omg, Did you see the beef curtains in between that girl's leg?"

by Klw19 May 31, 2014