Buttering

The act of rubbing a penis against an orifice to coat it in precum or lube both for 'teasing' and in preparation for penetration.

Guy 1: I'm fully into buttering baby so get ready and butter me up.
Guy 2: Dude your arse is fully buttered, you ready for these 8 inches?

by threadtheneedle August 24, 2016

buttering the muffin

When a guy comes on your ass (AKA CAKES/MUFFIN) and pretends his dick is a butter knife

im buttering the muffin babe can i cum?

by BUTTAMAN March 3, 2014

Mexican Bartering

A drug deal, typically for marijuana.

Mexan1: Hey Jose! You going to do some "Mexican Bartering"?
Jose: I'm only getting us a ten-sack.

by ISEEYOASSWHITEBOY! December 5, 2011

Buttering the bread

A type of poop where first one performs a toaster (farting immediately after pooping so you toast the poop) followed by diarrhea so you put butter on the toast.

Aw it smells like mike is buttering the bread.

by Vin coosan July 24, 2014

Buttering your bread

Spreading copious amounts of semi-cold butter on your genitals to warm it, and then scraping it off with toast to be eaten at one's leisure.

Caleb - Were you buttering your bread this morning at work?
Henri - Yeah how'd you know?
Caleb - There's a grease stain on the front of your pants

by Clay-train December 5, 2019

Battering the Fish

This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.

Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!

Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!

by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013

Battering the lampshade

Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner

Foreplay was amazing: I was battering the lampshade for hours

by csace April 4, 2020