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Moist Battery

When a female puts 2 AA batteries up her vagina and rubs her feet on carpet vigorously to create an electric charge causing stimulation
That moist battery was intense last night
by Moist Battery September 22, 2016
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battery village

low-income townhousing neighborhood called bradford green in south havre de grace,maryland.probably the blackest part of town.its a rough place to live but the people ther r cool as shit, so does that really matter?What other places have a pepsi factory across the street,a coke factory down the street,a pizza place next to it,a junkyard on one side of it,a major roadway behind it,and a bunch of cool black people?
guy1: yesterday i got jumped, got laid, and got called a cracker in the same day!

guy2: ...

guy1: i went to battery village

guy2: ohhh ight nice..ur still a dumbass
by idk117 March 9, 2008
mugGet the battery villagemug.

Low battery

When u are too addicted to tik tok and your phone is about to die
Shit I've been on tik tok for way too long my phone has low battery!
by Dick sucking bitch March 22, 2020
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Battery Treadmill

When your phone's (or other device's) battery is stuck at a percentage, because it's dying as fast as it's charging.
Hey Tom, how do ya' like your new phone?

It's sucks dirty donut man, I've been stuck on a battery treadmill all day.
by Leminader June 5, 2015
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Battery Fucker

Referring to an individual involved with building a high performance vehicle that is extremely more complex than any traditional ICE-driven vehicle. Comparable cars would include Doc's Delorean, Thomas the Tank Engine, and the Magic School Bus. While once viewed as an offensive term, the persons typically cast by this stereotype now embrace the term being used by other people, as long as they are battery fuckers too,...otherwise that's just racist.
by Not FSAEFH March 28, 2010
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Swag Battery

Literally, a reference to genitalia. In common parlance, it is that which charges one's swag.
I can't turn my swag on until I've charged my swag battery. All I have to do is touch it to complete the swag circuit.
by Mock-a-Doodle-Doo September 19, 2012
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Join batteries

When two people are moving to live together, and each brings his/her stash of batteries
We finally decided that I would move to her place, so I brought my stash and now we join batteries.
by SUSBAR1 September 3, 2012
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