The 'bap' is like the 'crack' i.e. what is going on at the present time. Use in affectionate questions to be pandered about between friends.
Q: 'What's the bap? Much bap going on? Any significant bap on the horizon?'
A: 'Considerable bappage is going down...'
A: 'Considerable bappage is going down...'
by anonymoosh April 02, 2006
A male friend, aquaintance or enemy who is slightly over weight but has huge fat breasts or extraordinarily big man boobs, easily noticable through a t-shirt due to the boobs magnitude.
Derived from bread baps which tend to be large, round and doughy.
Derived from bread baps which tend to be large, round and doughy.
Tom:That chubby guy David has got some huge Baps on him, they must be at least a 34G.
Jake:Yes you are correct those Baps make his jacket look like spandex, perhaps he should cut down on the pies?
Jake:Yes you are correct those Baps make his jacket look like spandex, perhaps he should cut down on the pies?
by Amuro Ray+ February 09, 2007
by funny guy haha real July 08, 2022
Blonde and proud.
Usually used to define a moment when a blonde does something so stupidly funny that you release your boals, spit milk out your nose or pull a muscle from laughter.
Usually used to define a moment when a blonde does something so stupidly funny that you release your boals, spit milk out your nose or pull a muscle from laughter.
JB. "Dude were you at that party yesterday, Stacy got wrecked and woke up on a plane with a newly adopted mongolian baby called hoe-chi-mein."
PK. "Man, what a bap"
JB."I know"
PK. "Man, what a bap"
JB."I know"
by Judge Fuj June 11, 2009
Slang for McDonalds, the American fast-food chain. Derived from the butchered pronunciation of the restaurant's name by it's mostly illiterate workforce. "Hi welcome to bapbonalds how can I help you?" Bapbonalds has since been shortened to baps.
by slimthiqqy December 11, 2019
When having anal sex, smack your girl on the back of the head just before you cum. She clinches all her muscles and it makes for a great orgasm. The smack is bap.
She likes to bap.
by Mitchjbm February 05, 2004