Man, if you take anymore you'll end up bindering.
I got thrown out of the bar last night because I was bindering.
I got thrown out of the bar last night because I was bindering.
by pfdub February 8, 2007
Get the bindering mug.This is a sexual deviancy action which is composed of three steps. While having sex with a woman "doggy-style" you use your left index finger to "fish-hook" the woman's mouth. Second, once you have your "fish" on the line, use your right hand to punch her in the face with the intention of knocking her unconscious. Although it is ideal to cause unconsciousness with one strike, you may repeat if necessary. The final step requires a third party to be present. At this juncture, it is imperative to have a picture of your "trophy fish" to brag to your friends as they may not believe that you snagged such a lunker. In the final step continue to use your index finger to hold her up by the mouth (you may use your other hand to help alleviate the strain of holding up dead weight with your index finger by grappling the back of her neck or hair--just make sure it isn't visible in the picture) and have your friend snap a shot for posterity.
Ted: Golly! I am very excited to hang out with this lovely woman I met at the Creed concert last night! We shared a strawberry margarita together!
Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!
Harvey: That's fantastic! I will be over at 9PM sharp! I will have the camera ready after you finish Battering the Fish! We can dispose of the corpse in the morning!
by The Big Cheez August 26, 2013
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Sbantering is slang for sexual banter texting, which is completely appropriate amongst friends, however it is completely different from the highly inappropriate sexting to lovers and booty calls.
sbantering might make you come across as homosexual if caught sbantering with members of the same sex. Also it has a tendency to lower the tone if the convosation very rapidly, with little warning.
sbantering might make you come across as homosexual if caught sbantering with members of the same sex. Also it has a tendency to lower the tone if the convosation very rapidly, with little warning.
by happykangaroo May 21, 2013
Get the sbantering mug.The innate impulse for a man to come up with a scientific sounding explanation... whether fact or bullshit, for whatever he is accused of doing at the time.
Mantering ie : 1." no baby, if I fuck you in the ass due to the methane reports, that would bring a whole reduction in methane gas around the world ie; 2 ." Yeah Baby... she is my ex ... but, I had to fuck her at least two to three more times, just to make sure I was in love with you! "
by GGgGGgrgr May 26, 2017
Get the mantering mug.Akin to flicking the bean a term for manual stimulation of the female genitalia specifically the hood over the clitoris. Either as part of female masturbation or an act carried out by an obliging partner
by csace April 4, 2020
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