Denim Bandit

An enormous penis that robs all of your jean space.

Cindy gazed at Chester's Denim Bandit as he sauntered past her in the halls.

by Chester Raul Julia Copperpot December 11, 2010

CCP Bandits

Can be written as 共匪 (Gongfei). It's an insult word for the Chinese Communist Party used by anti-Communist/pro-democracy people. The word is banned on a video hosting site, Youtube, along with Wumao (50-cent Party).

Me : Typing 共匪 (Gongfei) and 5毛 (Wumao) into Youtube comment section of a random video
*15 seconds later*
Me : My comments disappear. It seems they really support those CCP bandits enough to delete words like these.

by Shiine-1 November 6, 2021

Booty Bandit

A gang of misfits with the sole goal of decimating every single homosapien's cheeks, passing divine judgment upon the inhabitants of the earth

BOOTY BANDITS IN THIS BITCH

by Booty bandit 1 April 8, 2017

Pube bandit

When you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. While in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. Than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the pubes all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. This lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.

Bob: holy shit. There are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
Rob: looks like the pube bandit struck again

by Pelopallu August 30, 2016

jager bandit

a member of a hardcore jager drinking gang, that goes out on the weekends and drinks jager bombs tell he blacks out and rages all night. fights on a weekend bases.

jager bandits party hard, and dont remember shit

by jdog32 May 13, 2010

Snatch Bandit

Someone who can't keep his hands off other mens women

Fred: So how are you, you know after the whole Mary situation
Carl: Well since i found her in bed with that SNATCH BANDIT doing things that can only be deemed criminal, i want to kill myself using an unholy amount of mercury
Fred: Stick in there man.......

by Hograt September 6, 2009

Bunghole Bandit

Is a term used to describe an individual that makes a female feel secure enough in the relationship that she decides to give him her bunghole virginity, and upon finishing the deal, is never heard from again, thus robbing her virgin ass.

I’m telling you right now, if I ever see that dickhead Ryan , I’m going to beat his ass. My best friend Shauna fell for this douche, and after a couple of months was persuaded by Ryan to take it in the ass. Turns out that Asshat was a Bunghole Bandit, and after robbing her of the sweet, innocent, pure, perfectly good ass, Shauna hasn’t been the same. She was going to marry the man she gave the brown nectar up to, but now it looks like she may be single forever. Maybe I should try to hit it come to think of it. Thanks Ryan!

by Tee Cee Deez April 14, 2020