This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.
by c-pop June 18, 2008
Get the backwards bear mug.A fictitious yoga pose which requires incredible flexibility where a person shoves their head up their own ass. Used mainly toward arrogant yoga aficionados.
Girl: Yoga is so good for your heart and soul; it's way better than lifting weights.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
Guy: Oh yeah? Well, why don't you go perform the backwards tortoise then, bitch.
by mrsteveo March 24, 2009
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by Joseph Sorensen October 4, 2011
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To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
To start watching a movie from the middle/end and then restarting it to watch the entire missed beginning. The movie 'ends' when you have reached the scene you started watching it from originally.
I happened to catch Anchorman on TV last night, it was already towards the end of the movie. Luckily it aired twice in a row so I could backwards watch it.
by Joe Bortz January 13, 2014
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by Butterfly princess January 26, 2014
Get the backwards pinching crab mug.This morning, we were totally lazy about doin' it so I just rolled over on my side so we could do it backwards-sideways.
by StephaNEENER May 19, 2015
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