Backwards Boner

When a guy looks at someone else who is SOOOooo ugly or something that is epicly disturbing that their penis goes inside their body and comes out their butthole.

Dude, I had to go to the hospital yesterday because I saw this girl that gave me a Backwards Boner. The doctors were so disturbed it gave them Backwards Boners.

by IAmSoAwesomeSauce March 13, 2011

backwards bear

This one is tough, so good luck. It starts out like doggy style, but then the guy turns around and goes butt to butt. You'll probably need a double jointed penis to bend around like that, so if anyone actually accomplishes it uninjured, you win.

"Dude, i pulled the backwards bear on her last night and it may have broken my dick..."

by c-pop June 17, 2008

Backwards Push

As opposed to a normal, frontal push, this is literally when you turn around and push someone blindly with your arms upside down.

To be backwards pushed is the ultimate embarassment and it can only be equated with another backwards push or a well placed elbow punch.

"Hey, thats the kid that got backwards pushed the other day"

"Yea, lets throw dirt and queso at him"

by AKAthecheesegrater April 16, 2010

Backwards Hipster

A hipster, who instead of finding new things before they're popular, finds old things before they're popular. They use things that were never mainstream in there own time.

Dave: this album is so hipster!
Carl: dude it's like 5 years old, it's backwards hipster

by Solardancingpanda August 4, 2012

Backwards Attack

When someone agrees to your idea or proposal despite initial hesitation, but due to an unfortunate outcome caused by circumstances out of everyone's control later regrets the decision and launches an extremely harsh retroactive verbal attack on you and/or your character. These attacks are typically launched by passive aggressive people.

You convince someone you care about to take a vacation to a specific destination. The other person prefers a different destination but reluctantly agrees. During the trip flights are delayed, luggage gets lost, and other things go wrong. That person then proceeds to launch a Backwards Attack on you for the entire situation even though they actually agreed to go on the trip. They also use the situation to make other unrelated attacks on your character.

by BostonX November 4, 2013

backwards double patrick

When one has diarrhea and vomits at the same time.

After he became incredibly drunk and proceeded to go to Taco Bell, Thomas pulled a Backwards Double Patrick.

by FrackCass March 24, 2016

backwards goat

Oral sex on all fours.

We were playing twister and I slipped a backwards goat on her when she wasn't expecting it.

by Jolly rancher September 22, 2016