Brunch

A meal created by basic bitches as an excuse to get drunk on a Sunday before noon.

Bitch 1: Hey Brittney, feel like some brunch on Sunday, 10 to whenever-ish?

Bitch 2: Hell yeah, I’ll make a registry for it.

by Gareth Pearson November 11, 2022

brunch outfit

When you friend that parties a lot and always pulls all-nighters that he shows up to the party in this brunch outfit without any intention of going to sleep.

Rocking that brunch outfit to the club.

by stormchaser123 January 19, 2018

Chicago brunch

Ass eating

The girl at the bar was raving about how her boyfriend flips her over and takes her for "Chicago Brunch"

by Brunchfan October 4, 2023

Hot Brunch

When one gives themself a mimosa enema, and then blasts it all over a sexual partner.

Hey baby, it’s 11:30am, I’m horny, we like shit play. How about a hot brunch?

by ScoobyDoe March 15, 2020

Brunch water

Mimosas

Let’s go get some brunch water at the fancy restaurant down the street.

by Brunchwaterextraordinaire May 3, 2022

Brunch

It's not an event it's The Happening!! Usually the coolest Prell of people soaking up Rays of sunshine while getting Orange juice to accompany an empty bottle of champagne, for the side plate of Mattmeat!!!..... No rules, order whatever the hell you want and why not Have that Red wine! "Get Brunched!"

I'm getting wasted for breakfast! Brunch?

by Matteors89 August 29, 2023

Harrisburg Brunch

When you put shit into a blender, mix it with some whiskey and olives, put it into a cup, and pour it into a waffle iron. you then take a bottle of frozen piss, squish it up, squirt it on the waffles. You eat this before you go down on your friend.

George: I performed a Harrisburg Brunch on my girlfriend 2 moths ago, and I can still taste the pee whenever I kiss her.

Judge: So you admit to force feeding a minor in 2009?

George: I guess so?

Judge: You are now sentenced to 25 to life in the Pennsylvania State Prison.

by ehtones mcbones April 20, 2021