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is gone
brain by zaximous November 30, 2021

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Brian, but spelled wrong because your dad screwed it up when you were born
My name is Brain
Brain by BrainProwler January 2, 2022

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Something Donald Trump doesn't have.
Most people require one to function, however. If yours dies, you suffer a state called "brain death", where you basically become stuck in a coma.
A lot of modern politicians either lack one of these, or lack a heart instead.
Person A: Hey, Person B, do you know anyone who has a brain?
Person B: I have something better! I know someone who has no brain, an empty skull, complete vacuum, not even air!
Person A: Who?
Person B: *Points to a Donald Trump 2020 sign on someone's nearby lawn
Person A: I guess I don't have one either! How'd I not know that?
Person B: Because I'm surrounded by idiots.
Person A: Fair enough.
Brain by Grabacr January 28, 2022

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Brain's are awesome! I wish everyone had one
that girl has no brain
Brain by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

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a pink bag of mush, that holds knowledge
your brain should know this already
brain by The Eevee June 25, 2022

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the only organ that has fried completely after that day
Cosmin: My brain is gone since I watched that stand-up show on Youtube last year.
brain by friedbrain July 7, 2022
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