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Texas Blowout Stew

When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.
David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff
by Jawn8282828 November 7, 2018
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Buckeye blowout

When a male cums in a females ass and then proceeds to finger it out revealing a piece of shit topped with cum, She then proceeds to lick the cum off enjoying a nice buckeye candy colored treat.
Man Stacy really enjoyed that buckeye blowout I gave her last night.
by Tastyjungle16 December 14, 2018
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polish blowout

When you're having anal sex with your partner in the doggystyle position and unbeknownst to you they have been constipated so when you pull out they blow shit all over your stomach.
Man last night was fun with Ashley..only problem was that as I didn't think anal would cause a polish blowout.."
by Bigboy1873 June 9, 2017
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brazilian blowout

after you funnel a good ole' Miller and you blow out the excess foam through the top of the funnel
"Caleb, what do I do with the rest of the foam stuck in our funnel?"

"Just give her a good ole' Brazilian Blowout and keep drinkin'"
by jacksonbarr May 19, 2016
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Blowout

A term in sports; meaning the team scored an impressive zero points against the winning team
by SniperC. October 26, 2020
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Bangkok Blowout

The act of violently defecating after enjoying a succulent Thai meal.
“It was lovely meal, Stephen, but I didn’t half have a Bangkok Blowout afterwards”
by wetjim53 December 31, 2020
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hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart
Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.
by shit on a shingle September 16, 2012
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