by Tinypyro June 6, 2017
Get the Close the blindsmug. A unique succesful one-off cultural event, product or phenomenon which appears unaffected by any recent or contemporary fashion, and belongs to no definable style.
by wolfalicia October 28, 2021
Get the trend-blindmug. When you've become deep enough friends with someone, that you become unaware of their flaws and imperfections. Someone with friend blindness would stand up for their ugly friends, telling everyone how hot he/she is.
When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
When you think your friend is a 9, and everyone else thinks he/she is a 6.
Terrie: "I remember when I met Alexis, I thought she was so average. But after knowing her for awhile now, she has really become quite beautiful."
Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."
Chris: "She looks the same as when you met her. You suffer from Friend Blindness."
by Orangeblood97 July 29, 2010
Get the Friend Blindnessmug. An inability to recognize obvious signs of male homosexuality. Most prevalent in frumpy straight women who pursue romance with attractive gay men.
by hachface May 17, 2009
Get the Fruit blindnessmug. 1) Snow blind describes a person whose cocaine habit has left them incompetent, or has left them incapable of dwelling on anything other than their next fix.
2) Snow blind could describe a snowboarding or skiing enthusiast.
3) More conventionally, a temporary visual impairment due to reflections of sunlight from fallen snow.
2) Snow blind could describe a snowboarding or skiing enthusiast.
3) More conventionally, a temporary visual impairment due to reflections of sunlight from fallen snow.
"Snow Blind" Friend written by Hoyt Axton and recorded by Steppenwolf
"They say he wanted heaven but praying was too slow
So he bought a one-way ticket on an airline made of snow.
He only had a dollar to live on 'til next Monday
But he spent it all on comfort for his mind.
Did you say you think he's blind?"
Snowblind (2002) A movie about the cocaine industry.
Snowblind (2006) A movie about snowboarding.
"They say he wanted heaven but praying was too slow
So he bought a one-way ticket on an airline made of snow.
He only had a dollar to live on 'til next Monday
But he spent it all on comfort for his mind.
Did you say you think he's blind?"
Snowblind (2002) A movie about the cocaine industry.
Snowblind (2006) A movie about snowboarding.
by literati April 18, 2008
Get the snow blindmug. A horrible disease that makes you eventually starve to death.
fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.
it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.
Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.
WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
fridge blindness is something which many men have, usually we can live through it with the help of a female who has not got Fridge blindness disease.
it starts of with not being able to find the butter in the fridge and having to ask where it is. it is eventually found by a female right in front of your eyes.
Then it moves onto more obvious object such as the eggs, milk and after a few weeks of having FBD you will no longer be able to see the orange juice.
Unfortunately some people have been seriously hurt mentaly by this disease.
WARNING!!!! all men and a small percent of female will have this disease in there life, you can't catch it of other infected people but it is more dangerous in a badly lit room.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED
Man with Fridge Blindness: wheres the butter?
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD
*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*
woman: there idiot, it's right in front of you
Man: NOOOOO I HAVE FBD
*10 days later the man dies of not having enough milk*
by I lost the game April 19, 2008
Get the fridge blindnessmug. by Vegas March 22, 2003
Get the blind mulletmug.