Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025

Birmingham blues

A song by Electric Light Orchestra, about missing home.

Guy 1: Vacation has been great, but I'm ready to go home. I kinda miss it, ngl.

Guy 2: Sounds like you've got the Birmingham blues.
Guy 1: ...What? I don't live in Birmingham.

by Wackythe June 13, 2024

Birmingham

Having a Sex change

Going fur a Birmingham is going for a sex change.

It’s neither north or south.

You go with a penis and come out with a mangina.

by Bernmogg June 14, 2024

Birmingham Block Party

When an Alabaman family occasion turns into an orgy.

Aunt Mable was about 4 glasses of wine into thanksgiving dinner when she took her shirt off and started a Birmingham Block Party. I don’t want to think about stuffed turkey ever again.

by Rob0tSmasher July 8, 2024

birmingham

The best person on the internet, the true birming, the true ham.

I love birmingham! They were in the discord vc the other day and I almost fainted thinking about how awesome they were!!

by cody' August 14, 2023

Birmingham Enema

When you put an m80 firecracker in your anus and light the fuse causing your asshole to flay open like Ronnie McNutt’s cranium.

A stupid cunt broke into my house so I hogtied the fucker and gave him a Birmingham Enema.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024