Baseball

A gay sport played by people who don’t have any athleticism.

Baseball requires no athleticism just know how to catch a ball

by ladyfucker January 12, 2020

Baseball

Baseball is where you hit a ball with a stick and run around in circles. If someone punches you with the ball, or gets to the base with the ball before you do, you're out.

Baseball is like sex, you're either safe or you aren't.

Dude: "Hey Man! We should TOTALLY play Baseball today!"
Man: "Dude, that's sweet! But where's my Bat?"
My Bat: "Sorry man, I was in the closet in the basement. Have you ever felt so lonely you have to imagine the wall is another person?"
Dude and Man: "..."
My Bat: "I haven't either, I always have My Balls to talk too."
Dude: "We keep the baseballs upstairs..."
My Bat: "I know."

by Mister Miser March 27, 2008

baseball

the worlds best counter strike player kaikillerX's homo boyfriend

baseball shit his pants

by kaikillerX February 5, 2005

Baseball

A game played by stones in a smoke circle where you hold the smoke in until the blunt comes back to you.

Dude:bruh this blunt is almost out
Bruh:dude lets baseball that shit
Stoners:ddduuddeee.

by Merij November 11, 2014

Baseball

is when a male engages in any type of sex and goes deep enough to reach the base of the penis and the balls (testicles) hence the term 'Baseball'

Hey broski!! Last nigh me and Sarah boned and I hit baseball! I came so hard!

by sebadbitch August 3, 2016

Baseball

This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.

"Yo you wanna get really high? Let's play baseball !

by BooBooKittyPuffPuff February 12, 2017

baseball

dat ass

"If you ever sing a song to me I will throw a baseball at your mouth."

by marhe March 8, 2017