monkey banana raffle

1. An example of a funny catch phrase that great leaders need to have.
2. Something that even a poor leader cannot lead monkeys to.

This phrase was popularized by the Adult Swim Cartoon, Sealab 2021 (Episode 47 - "Monkey Banana Raffle")

"You couldn't lead a monkey to a banana raffle. A leader needs funny catch phrases like: 'Take it to The Maxx!' and 'Monkey Banana Raffle!' "
-Maxx Stone Extreme Rebel Trillionaire.

by L. Griffith May 22, 2007

Banana Rule

The rule that states No employee should look at another employee while either employee is eating a banana. Direct eye contact shall be avoided until said banana is completely consumed and the peel is deposited into the trash receptacle.

Dont look at me. You are violating the Banana rule.

by dub jay February 12, 2009

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.

I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

by DCD$ November 22, 2010

banana tease

A person who eats a banana, or any phallic food, in away that suggests oral sex.

"Dude, look at suzie lickin' that astro pop."
"Yahh. What a banana tease."

by chika kow keechow October 18, 2008

banana fire

One of the best videos on the internet. Demonstrates why you should always think before you act. A retard wears a banana suit and covers himself in rubbing alcohol before setting himself alight. The result is a badly (facially) scarred boy named Scott.

Google it for a good laugh.

Scott: hurrr durrr banana fire *alight*
Very Scared Girl: Oh my god! Take it off! Takeitoff!!!!!

by Burger King Diamond September 22, 2011

banana slit

When a vagina is dressed with whipped cream, chocolate syrup, nuts, bananas, and a cherry and then cunnilingus is performed on it.

I almost choked on the cherry when I gave my girlfriend a banana slit last night.

by MBurns91 February 19, 2012

Babagadoushed

When someone gets absolutely Merked

This guy just got absolutely Babagadoushed

by BadBoyBrody6969420 December 28, 2020