An overrated piece of shit that seems to be made of glass because he always gets injured and takes so long to recover. Matthews is the only thing leaf fans can brag about and they always compare him to Laine even though Laine is so much better.
fuck Auston Matthews
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1)A reference to call someone a slob.
2)China migrant workers.They are known for their fetish for socks and shoelaces.
2)China migrant workers.They are known for their fetish for socks and shoelaces.
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Aston is so stupid. Its not as if he suffers from any sort of congenital defect. Maybe he got hit in the head by a stone. It's amaze that he can find his way out of a wet paper sack
by Smith, word December 12, 2018
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That's an annoying aston!
by Nightmare Forest September 4, 2019
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Teacher "Why are you on your phone?"
ME ~shows Auston's Instagram page~
Teacher ~passes out~
"Wow! Who is that?"
"That's the new kid, Auston"
"He. Is. So. HOT!!!"
ME ~shows Auston's Instagram page~
Teacher ~passes out~
"Wow! Who is that?"
"That's the new kid, Auston"
"He. Is. So. HOT!!!"
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