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Aspen shavings

Cedar and Pine shavings are bad for small mammals. Aspen shavings are safe as litter for small mammals.
To remember the ASPEN shavings are the GOOD ones for your animals PEN, just think ASS-PEN. PINE and CEDAR are for COFFINS.
by Vet Man December 10, 2006
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The Lark Ascending

One of the finest pieces of music in the classical violin repertoire. You've gotta admit it.
The Lark Ascending is bloody amazing!
by Viola Tragic May 8, 2006
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Ashten

Ashten is a hotty.He can pretend to be a player but in the inside he only loves one girl. He usually plays sports and is a fucken hotty. He has hair that is fucken amazingly sexy and is so sweet.When your cold he warms you he's so charming its crazy
Becky;Did you see that guy?
Cayla: I bet his name is Ashten
by Jizzinmypantsnigga June 11, 2017
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Aspen Loeffler

Annoying Hoe who uses Jack Avery for the money and not the fame. She’s not Insta Famous, she’s and Insta Slut.
A psycho bitch who is the daughter of David Loeffler, who is the manager of the perfectly perfect band called Why Dont We. She uses Jack Avery to earn fame so she can be popular.

Friend: Have you heard of the Instagram star Aspen Loeffler?
Me: no but I’ve heard of the Instagram Slut Asspain Hoe-Double F-Loser
by HeyBitches2018 July 9, 2018
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ascendatron

An alternate name for an escalator, presumably used by people who think "descendatron" is a real word.
Ascendatron? What the hell?
by Clipse August 8, 2006
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ashten

The 'unique' spelling of Ashton. A strong male, typically the leader, often the boss in a group due to his uniqueness and outlier qualities.
by StaciesMomsGotItGoingOn August 14, 2018
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Technocratic ascensionism

"Technocratic Ascensionism" is an idea that a person named "Kieran" made, so he can actually define his plan to assist upcoming generations with the gift of knowledge and wisdom.

Many may confuse this for "Intellectual Ascensionism" which Kieran describes as "A dumpster fire on wheels"

The idea for this plan came from his interesting time growing up, He believes that people at a young age lack a drive to improve themselves with wisdom and knowledge, The actions for this form of "Ascension" include

1. Assisting the receiver of this "Ascension" with problems they may be experiencing by giving them an opinion from a different prospective and/or giving them direct requests for what to do based on previous experiences.
2. The receiver of this "Ascension" at one point needs to go against some of knowledge given to them.
3. And finally the receiver of this "Ascension" needs to realize the use of this knowledge can benefit them immensely. (From part 2) and that they should be more open to receive any form of knowledge and/or wisdom.

The most desired outcome if for this is for the to continue the cycle by causing the receiver to gain desire to gain both, knowledge and wisdom to help others in the way they were helped.
Kieran: You should avoid doing that.
Brad: Why?
Kieran: Because it caused something really bad to happen for me.

*Brad proceeds to go against Kieran's advice and screws up spectacularly*

Kieran: told ya something bad would happen, You have just experienced Technocratic ascensionism from it's source.
Brad: Fine, I'll listen now.
by cfilor November 24, 2020
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