Dirty Aske

When you partner is busy, you fuck your twin instead

imma do a dirty aske tonight

by knowallthe wordsinthedictionar August 20, 2019

The person that asked

So far we the united nations have looked through the entire universe to find the person who asked but he was nowhere to be found he is a mythical creature quite possibly found in another universe

Who is the person that asked?
idk

by yourdad12341234 September 25, 2022

nobody asked

something that people say when they have no good comebacks left

"nobody asked"
"i asked"
"that makes you nobody"

by liminalitea June 6, 2022

Ask Jeeves

Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.

Remember ask jeeves? use the wayback machine.

by JadenTheMoose September 23, 2022

Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram

I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!

by mflowers February 16, 2020

Nobody Asked

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.

1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!

by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022

Ask Aviv

A lesser-known-but-equally-notable large city in Israel where you go to pose questions about the assorted religions and cultures of the area.

After you voice your religion/society-related questions at Ask Aviv, your queries are routed to the appropriate authorities in Tell Aviv for pondering and consultation. You are then given a specially-numbered card (this distinguishes your particular questions from everyone else's) and directed to travel to Tell Aviv, where you present your card to the local holy men and receive your answers from them.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018