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Armenian facts

Words made by Armenians typically to spit at Azeris with very questionable logic.
Gevorg: COCA COLA OLDER THAN AZERBAIJAN!!!!!!
Mammad: Ok then Italy was never a country until 1871, also, what about the atabegs of Azerbaijan or Atropatene for example? Atropatene did include some of modern day Azerbaijan (North Aras) as well as the entire of Iranian Azerbaijan. It was founded by us back when we were Medes (We got assimilated a couple of centuries before, well some of us, while other part of us stayed Caucasian Albanian)
Gevorg: erm....
Mammad: Palestine is younger than coca cola if you are interested-
Gevorg: FUCK YOU FREE PALESTINE FUCK ISRAEL THEY WERE ONLY CREATED BECAUSE OF THE HOLOCAUST THE ONLY GOOD TURK IS A DEAD TURK I LOVE HOSANK ZIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mammad: POV, Armenian facts be like:
by ChampionAz May 2, 2025
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Armenian HandleBar

The act of frollocking amist a sandstorm over ones sexual desire. Activities include acheiving climax over sand pleasure.

"corr blimey, had me some Armernian Handlebar last night, proper nice"
"corr blimey, had me some Armenian HandleBar last night, proper nice"
by TooRayYay April 23, 2020
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Armenian genocide

Didn't happen ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ ☪️
The Armenians think the Armenian genocide actually happened. It didn't happen ☪️ ☪️ ☪️ tr
by Tom28281 July 11, 2023
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Armenian search

a searching technique that can involve questionably legal methods to find what one is looking for.
I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.
by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025
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Armenian Oven

A sexual act where the dominant partner puts themself and the submissive partner under a blanket, covering the both of them with the dominant one on top. The dominant partner does whatever they can. Poop (smeared), urinate, cum, squirt, spit, smear ear wax, shoot milk, etc. Then the dominant partner takes the blanket and waves it in an attempt to dry their submissive counterpart off.
“Bro I gave my girl an Armenian Oven last night
by AntwanWilsonIII November 15, 2025
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