On March 23rd, 2025, Tigran suffered such an unholy massacre at the hands of Ben’s pieces that historians immediately began debating whether to amend textbooks to include "The Second Armenian Genocide." The sheer brutality of the onslaught left UN officials scrambling to draft a resolution, while chess grandmasters held a moment of silence in solidarity. Witnesses claim the board itself tried to resign out of sheer embarrassment.
by Ooby Bob March 23, 2025

An Armenian Hello is when you are expected to go to a gathering of friends &/or family because it is something everyone assumes you would want to go to. However you don't want to go so you don't even show up to begin with & don't try to hide it or apologize, because you shouldn't have to.
Darcie: Are you coming to my birthday tonight?
Todd: The Jets are playing so I'll probably just do an Armenian Hello & watch the game
Todd: The Jets are playing so I'll probably just do an Armenian Hello & watch the game
by DudeBromen October 22, 2020

I saw a video of where a cop does an Armenian search and I had to look it up and see if they're allowed to.
by Mr. Downy September 1, 2025

Person #1: yo how did you get your insurance company to pay you so much money
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job
Person #2: Just do the Armenian Neck Job
by SamSam42069 July 15, 2023
