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Hiking in Appalachia

To have an extramarrital affair. Stems from the disappearance and subsequent reappearance of South Carolina Governor, Mark Sanford(R). Gov. Sanford was thought to be hiking in Appalachia. In actuality, he was having an affair in the South American country of Argentina.
Girl, I just saw Susie's man hiking in Appalachia.
by Chatnoir80 June 24, 2009
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Appalachian Trail

A euphemism for a long-distance bootycall to Argentina.

Additional points if you 1. are a politician 2. lie to an entire state/nation 3. Hail from South Carolina 4. Utter the words "I have just spent the last five days of my life crying in Argentina".
"I went hiking on the Appalachian Trail aka got me some Argentinian tail"
by hailsfromSC June 24, 2009
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Hiking the Appalachians

To "hike the Appalachians" is to cheat on your significant other.
Politicians love stealing our money and hiking the Appalachians.
by noncoercive June 24, 2009
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Appalachian Tailgate Buster

The act of driving a pickup truck to a remote location, putting the tailgate down and fucking a person senseless on it to the point the tailgate breaks off. Bonus points if you can keep fucking as the tailgate falls to the ground. Commonly done in the poorest regions of Appalachia thanks to the abundance of secluded land and the fact it is far less expensive than a hotel.
Jim Bob done gave me an Appalachian Tailgate Buster last night!
by Charli XXX December 16, 2014
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Hiking the appalachian trail

I was out "Hiking the appalachian trail"
by Spartan1986 July 5, 2009
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Black Appeasement Culture

The culture of black appeasement, also once known as "negrophilia" can date back to almost a century, and is identifiable by its sheer affinity and preference towards anyone or anything of African descent. Over the years, it has made individuals and institutions appear more popular by street-level standards by being "cool with the black dudes" and pretending to be in tune with their way of thinking. This was prominent in 1960's America where pop groups of the time paid great homage to blues artists like B.B King & Muddy Waters, emulating their style and lingo which later influenced the entire black-appeasing hippie presence - evolving through decades of Afro-tainted pop culture. Even now, into the 2020's, the word on the street is still fundamentally 'black' where youth of all races have unwittingly borrowed style, music, speech, expressions and even mannerisms - originating from African origin. Modern media and advertising heavily reflects this in films, television and all pop culture where mixed-race dating is always an emphasis. To even challenge this may land the 'challenger' in politically correct condemnation even in the name of free speech. The 'word on the street' is BLACK and has been for decades. It remains that way, not for the achievements of civil rights, but for the sake of an unchallenged street credibility.
We must stop this black appeasement culture of BLM and its followers.
by daretobeunpopular October 17, 2020
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Appalachian shit monkey

Weak-minded, drug-addicted white trash from Southern Ohio who couldn't make a single good decision if their life depended on it.
Your out of work brother is such an Appalachian shit monkey!
by Scoot Rogers February 12, 2021
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