The state of being so old that you think you can make up fancy sounding words to come across as erudite.
by bryntannica July 8, 2022
Get the ancientivitymug. by Theonlykida July 21, 2022
Get the ancient age fighter ogmug. Otherwise known as ancient hard wood. This is slang for an old mans cock covered in throbbing veins.
“Hey Brody I heard your mom was stroaking ancient oak all day yesterday.”
“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”
“Fuck you man. My mom only stroaks vaginas cause she’s a lesbian!”
by BIG DADDY ESH December 27, 2020
Get the ancient oakmug. A meme which is used to describe something which is damn true. It's a picture of Giorgio A. Tsoukalos with his hands out in front of him and squinting.
by Daufq da Gamer April 27, 2017
Get the ancient alien guymug. 
A pop culture event from 5-10+ years ago that someone has never heard of. Typically used on social media to express shock that one has never heard of something or someone.
by CDSadie July 12, 2025
Get the Ancient Textsmug. 