Anakin Skywalker

Dude does NOT like sand. "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere." -Anakin Skywalker Attack of the Clones 2002. He was also played by Hayden Christensen who is... AMAZING

OBI WAN: Hey Anakin, I never asked but do you like sand?

ANAKIN SKYWALKER: NEVER MENTION SAND EVER AGAIN TO ME OR I WILL TAKE THE HIGH GROUND AWAY FROM YOU

by .fun. April 30, 2024

Anakin's Thesis

When someone asks you if you've heard the tragedy of Darth Plagiarism the Wise.

Source: 'Seals are Good' youtube channel

"Did you hear Anakin's thesis? It makes me wanna drill a hole into my head!"

by Alyssa B. Happy February 2, 2026

tcw anakin

a sexy bitch

me: i love tcw anakin he’s sexy

by tcwanakin October 21, 2020

The Anakin

When you cut off your hand while it's inside your girl (or guy).

I gave Vanessa The Anakin, it was the easy way out

by Friendgroupisbored July 19, 2021

takenshit-aparkinsons

Mental Disease that increases your desire to disassemble (take a part), virtually everything you come to possess... for intentions of repurpose, revision, or mostly for knowledge.

Man Adam had those tv,s took apart for a while, said he could fix'em. So he got a multimeter, but hit took it apart too...
Doctor diagnosis was "TakenShit-aparkinsons disease"

by Mosfetish May 3, 2023

Straight Anakin

When you get catfished by a fat girl on a dating app so you have a one night stand with her and wipe your nut on the side of her bed

“Dude, where were you at 1:34 in the morning?”

“Well I WAS excited to hook up with my date. But her picture showed a 7.5 and she was a 4, so I gave her Straight Anakin and dipped.”

by Reddycolt December 28, 2025