Alligator slide

The act of getting out of bed after shitting yourself, leaving behind a brown trail showing the exact path in which you got out of bed.

Randle is that an alligator slide or have you been eating chocolate in bed again, either way you nasty

by A gentleman from nantucket December 02, 2021

alligator hoof

A marijuanna cigarette

Henry rolled up a nice alligator hoof and sparked it to his dome.

by Buzz Mandrill October 17, 2013

Alligator Bubble

When you're eating a girl out and she cums so much that you make bubbles when you try breathing out your nose, much like a partially submerged alligator.

"Damn, she came so much that I was making alligator bubbles!"

by HairyPotter0277 January 18, 2016

Alligator Fangs

assault rifle ammunition

John: Bro did you the new suicide boys songs

Steve: hell yea bro my favorite line was when ruby said “ Bitch I'm young plague Here to spread the flames Making it fucking rain alligator fangs”

by SosaZooted April 11, 2021

floor alligators

when one stumbles or falls from drinking or smoking too much, as if alligators are trying to bite their feet

The floor alligators got you last night after we came home from the bar.

by drewthomas September 21, 2006

Squirmy Alligator

An omniscient alligator who’s presence we are not worthy of. Bow down to him, for he strikes upon the bell.
Yort

Squirmy alligator is omniscience defined and it is not yeet it is yort you fool get it right.

by muffin tin December 08, 2019

Sex with an alligator

A drink native to Florida that is made with coconut rum.

Bartender: "what will you have?"
Guest: "Tonight's the perfect night for sex with an alligator "

by Melemcg January 29, 2017