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An ‘Alice’ is a interesting species of female.

These creatures are well-known for their lack of ability to reply in a time period under 6 hours.

However, Alice’s also usually have a few qualities.

A list of these are;
• calling you often
• keeps secrets
• rarely, but sometimes goes behind your back.

Almost everyone could do with Alice as a friend, except few will find her difficult and high maintenance. (Such as myself.)
Keisha: Oh my days have you seen the personality of that new girl?

Becky: Corrrr, she’s defo an Alice. Proper hard to deal with.
Alice by pinkypie789 May 14, 2020
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A curved, bent, or deformed Penis.
"Dude, I can see your Alice!"
Alice by A Alice May 20, 2015
An awesome friend that anyone should give anything to be friends with.
Alice by lilgumm July 17, 2012
probably gay but a great female with a funny personality. plays fortnite
alice is sooooo gay
alice by patriciaxxrainbow May 9, 2018
The very definition of food moocher. Beware, run if you see one staring at your food for long periods of time. If she gets a hold of your food, run even faster, Chance of getting spit on by food she has devoured. She also sucks at thirteen, and Tetris.
Wow, i beat alice in tetris, i wasn't even trying. But then she took my food after. =
Alice by LootleTootle May 30, 2014
cute, funny, smart, beautiful, amazing

A guy would die for this girl. She has a unique personality and she's loyal to her friends.
If you have a friend named Alice, you should be happy
Alice
Alice by Megan Voucher December 11, 2013
A bitch

It's in my class I hate her.
Byeeeee
Who is this girl?
Me: Alice (mentally face palm)
Alice by WhatSaf April 8, 2018