asshole alert

exclamation used when a powerboat/speedboat is crossing/passing by at an excessive speed.

Bob: Sure is a lovely day out on the water, isn't it?
*motor from off in distance*
Dave: ASSHOLE ALERT!!!

by Sam Feeley November 30, 2007

Nig Alert

Similar to a (Sig Alert). A Nig Alert is a warning to the public that members of the African American community are upset over a court ruling or a jury decison in a court case that they do not agree with, thus prompting them to demonstrate or cause civil unrest.

The jury just came back with a not guilty verdict on that white deputy that was charged with roughing up the black gangbanger, someone better issue a Nig Alert.

by TIMJB1 September 21, 2006

Albertoscorfano.outsold

Would simp for any fictional character.
Is taken by Alberto Scorfano himself.
Cheated on Finn Mcmissle and got back with him multiple times. Has broken many community guidelines. Originally was Quackity and Adrien Agreste’s ex.

Albertoscorfano.outsold’s content makes me cream.

by thatonefruitydude August 9, 2021

alertification

An alert specifically set up to let you know of a notification.

I am going to set up an Alertification to Reezys videos, brah

by Pastores January 11, 2017

Alert Manager

A pice of shit alarming tool that is guaranteed to slow down productivity and completely destroy morale where ever it is implemented.

I would rather dry hump an AIDS infected cactus than have to use Alert Manager.

by D0nkypunch March 7, 2018

albertos

A 24 hour fast food Mexican restaurant that is gas.

Offering free horchata on Tuesdays (the same day the club goes up)

Hey Kings I’m heading over to Albertos, catch you in 5.

by Dr t June 27, 2020

food alert

n. 1. the sudden hunger that occurs when you aren't thinking about your next meal, but it's time to eat, and eat now you must.
n. 2. the announcement of the condition of hunger, made know to fellow coworkers or others in the vicinity.

Matt says, 'I've been in the meeting for two hours. I am having a SERIOUS food alert!!'
Kelly says, 'Me too, I'm hungry, let's get lunch.'

by bridegirl December 5, 2009