security alert

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

Sun: Security Alert, Security Alert WOOWOOWOOWOO

by Stashicittyoshi May 24, 2022

Oiler Alert

An update from either a news organization or a friend regarding another failed attempt to stop the BP Oil Spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

**Oiler Alert** Hi Nancy, Wow, the 2016 Summer Olympics were great! Btw, I just heard those incompetent fuckheads at BP botched another attempt to stop the oil spill.

by Guido66 May 30, 2010

Goofy alert

when you catch your friend doing corny shit

goofy alert, the fuck are you doing?

by CRYSTAL_FRAGGS November 4, 2021

Brown Alert

A natural succession of blue alert and red alert. Brown alert is so serious, that it is on the verge of involuntary defecating into your pants.

(Red Dwarf: Back in the red Part 1) Cat: "Red alert? Let's go all the way to brown alert." Kryten: "There is no such thing as brown alert, sir!" Cat: "You won't be saying that in a minute!"

by Korbealad August 28, 2018

hog alert

when you see a big ol hog and let the world know

Chad- yo check out Joes big ol hog
JT- Hog Alert!!!!

by masterdink March 14, 2022

Dumbfuck alert

When Jordan Irwin plops around the corner

Oh guys, dumbfuck alert, small dick is finally here.

by onehundred445 January 27, 2019

Amber Alert

One who purposely shits on the bed of one they are angry with

After an argument with his wife Johnny returns home to an Amber Alert in his bedroom

by Mississippi stuck in Texas May 1, 2022