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tennessee alarm clock

girl & guy are sleeping. guy quietly gets up, starts beating off, then yells so the girl leans up, then blows on her face.
i so pulled a tennessee alarm clock on my ex to break up with her.
by morgannnnn:) January 4, 2009
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cooking alarm

Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.
I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.
by Alex Stockwell May 22, 2010
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Study abeard

A beard grown by a college student while studying abroad.
College student #1: Hey, do you think he's enjoying his semester overseas in Argentina?

College student #2: Well judging by that grizzly study abeard of his I've seen on facebook, there's no doubt in my mind that he is.
by El Libertador November 7, 2010
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sexy alarm clock

when a girl goes down on you to wake you up.
yo want some coffee?
no i just got a sexy alarm clock im wide awake!
by goind0wnlikeA ph@t.B October 28, 2013
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aleah

aleah’s are the kind people that always put the people they love needs in front of there own. they are usually shy but break out of there shell as you get to know them. they are fun people who always know how to put a smile on your face. they are usually people who are average in height with blonde hair. there beauty is not only on the inside but also on the outside. they are very energetic and love to have a good time. although they can’t be very reliant on other people such as their friends. despite this if you ever meet an aleah keep her close, if you get on her bad side you are CANCELLED.
no one:
aleah: *has perfect hair*
by myfriendsreverything April 13, 2019
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Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.
Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.
by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010
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alarm clock

A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.
Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*
by saltine._. May 11, 2017
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