When your entire family is eating dinner but you spend too much time online to get out of your room and eat with them so your chair is empty
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REALLY strong liquor! tastes like ouzo! get's you all f***** up! You may see the "green fairy" after a few shots!
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Similar to the verb ascent, but specific to when mounting up on a sweet ass to make some magic from behind.
Harry: See Keri over there? Walking away and taking all eyes with her?
Alec: Yep! Are those jorts?
Harry: Doesn't matter. I swear I am gonna assent on her after the concert Friday!
Alec: Yep! Are those jorts?
Harry: Doesn't matter. I swear I am gonna assent on her after the concert Friday!
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Get the absinth mug.Absinth is a liqour that ranges in alcohol levels from 120 to 160 proof. Eastern European absinth contains a hallucinogen, Wormwood that really fucks you up. contrary to popular believe, absinth is not always green, like it is in EuroTrip. Absinth comes in blue, red and most popular green (a.k.a Green Fairy). In the Czech Republic, one can buy a 1 liter bottle of absinth in the grocery store for 230 Czech Korunas (crowns) or about $10 USD. Don't try to drink it alone, anyone who has knows that it has the taste and consistency of Shampoo. Dipping a spoon in absinth and then the spoon in sugar helps on down it more effectively.
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