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Butt Assassin

a person who seeks ass and penatrates it while being stealthy
A young boy was walking down the street, little did he know his butt was about to be assassinated by the always leathal Butt Assassin.
by omgthatreallyhurt January 10, 2011
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Ninja Assassin

The greatest movie of all time. There's so much body dismembering and excessive amounts of blood that it keeps you entertained throughout the movie.
Guy 1: Man, i saw Ninja Assassin the other day

Guy 2: Oh me too, there's so much blood i could have sworn i was watching a documentary on PMS!

Guy 1: o.O
by The Notorious Poon Slayer April 15, 2010
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Raw-Dog Assassin

A Raw-Dog Assassin is a person who can quickly and effectively sneak it in sans condom. Usually perpetrated after hours in less than ideal settings with company equal to or less than that of Shady McPlastic Handle.

To RDA is to explore charted and uncharted waters alike, in a manner of reckless indecency.
My buddy Mitch is a Raw-Dog Assassin! He RDA'd that girl in an Outback Steakhouse restroom last night!
by #Honey Badger January 27, 2012
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Penis Assassin

1. A Penis Assassin is someone who loves penis and loves to take down a good cock.

2. A female who is labeled as a Penis Assassin is usually also referred to as a whore.

A male who is labeled as a Penis Assassin is usually homo-sexual, or just enjoys the feeling of a penis (other than his own) in his mouth.
Yo man did you see how hung that guy was??

Yah dude, he was sporting a huge rock solid boner.

Dude, if Peags the Penis Assassin were here, he would take down that hammer in seconds.

Word.
by Prop_Giver November 2, 2010
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Baby Faced Assassin

A generally cute young male who has the ability to have relations with a female without them knowing!
Stay away from him he is a baby faced assassin.....too late your pregnant!
by KDAWG1234 November 2, 2012
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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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60 Second Assassin

a dude who busts a nut in a minute or less
Bill's ex-girlfriend said he was a 60 second assassin.
by Desecrating Monkey July 16, 2008
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