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Dirty Aske

When you partner is busy, you fuck your twin instead
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Ask Jeeves

Shut down in 2006, use web.archive.org, also known as the Wayback Machine and type in random. Do not use the second result because it's a variant of Google just based on the comic character Jeeves, which has nothing to do with ask.com, which is running on Google's servers, said to be better than Ask.com, but Yahoo.com is just better than google.
by JadenTheMoose September 23, 2022
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Insta-Ask

When you ask your followers a question on Instagram
I don't know where to go when I go to San Francisco! I should insta-ask and see if I get any cool recommendations!
by mflowers February 16, 2020
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ask the rask

ask the rask or rask the ask means go to hell you are not worth of receiving an answer
qaz12: anyone have know where to find the
qaz12: accept Cof mission code
savsuds: the wiki tab up above
Kamyshin: you can ask the rask for help as well

Kamyshin: dafuq is lastload?
Azunai: ask the rask
by azuna1 October 17, 2013
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nobody asked

something that people say when they have no good comebacks left
"nobody asked"
"i asked"
"that makes you nobody"
by liminalitea June 6, 2022
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The person that asked

So far we the united nations have looked through the entire universe to find the person who asked but he was nowhere to be found he is a mythical creature quite possibly found in another universe
by yourdad12341234 September 25, 2022
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Nobody Asked

A passive-aggressive variant to "Who cares?" or "Shut up!"
used to shut down a pointless argument that started at an inconvenient time.

Useful against know-it-alls, rambling conspirers, and woeful morons.
1: Omg this celebrity is charged with allegations! I'm so sorry for my world!
2: Cry all you want, nobody asked.

1: Goes on a long ramble about how a conspiracy where president is a lizardman in disguise.
2: God! Just SHUT UP!!
1: How dare-
2: SHUT UP!!! NOBODY ASKED!!
by Homerboy4 July 23, 2022
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