Archie 

The archie is ur typical stay-at-home fatso. he does not do anything and watch minecraft all day. this chungus is lethargic as hell. touch this burger and u pretty much get absorbed into his rolls of fat.

"ayo danny you doing anything this weekend?"
"nah man, imma pull an archie"

Archie by Bruhbruhbruhwilbert May 19, 2022

Archie 

He is a bong eyed boy with no friends lol 😆

Archie the no friend bong eyed kid had no people who like him

Archie by Stuoid June 4, 2022

Archie 

Archie is brunette, with blue eyes and usually has a lot of acne. He usually has a blonde gf and loves rugby. Sometimes part aboriginal and tall. He is very fit especially on the thighs. Usually hates class and is extremely overprotective of his gf.

Is that Archie and his new gf?

Wow, I didn’t expect that

Archie by anonymous June 11, 2022

Archie 

The sexiest dude ever. He has the biggest cock to ever exist. He pulls every bitch in existence. His friends all think he is the coolest dude and has a bundha bigger than kim kardashin.

Person 1: See that guy?
Person 2: Yeah, he's hella-thicc
Person1: thats Archie for you

Archie by nigga dick balls August 30, 2022

Archie 

He has a massive penis and loves little boys, but deep down he's a top g😎

"Archie is such a top g"

Archie by Daddymbappe69 September 13, 2022

Archie 

In the cartoon world, Archie is A one eyed fly that lands on the horse poo 💩 hole in order to feast. Fighting all of the other little flys to get his sacred food to bring back to his larva which was also build on by poop.

I heard all the little boys get beat up by Archie want to be him.

Archie by Hootersboobers November 8, 2022

Archie 

A FAT FUCKER WHOS DAD IS A SPASTICATED KNOB AND HAS BIGGER TITS THAN HIS MOTHER

#DADDY LOVES U
#UR NOT TALKING TO ME RN

Archie loves grinding on kids

Archie by Fattyclub November 14, 2022