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Turtle Aquarium 

When you lock yourself in the bathroom with the water in the shower running to point it's boiling hot. You try your hardest to take biggest shit of your life so you can sweat more and lose as much weight as possible.
I need to drop 10 pounds this month so I'm going to head into the turtle aquarium twice a week.
Turtle Aquarium by Derry Murbles October 13, 2020

Turtle Aquarium 

When one enters the bathroom, turns on steaming hot water in the shower and proceeds to take a shit. The shit particles cling to the water vapour in the air creating a dense stench. For maximum effect, empty all the water out of the toilet so your turd is only hitting porcelain. Proceed to call a significant other into the bathroom, citing you need help with something, and relish their reaction of having to smell your airborne vaporized poo particles.
“Last night I made a Turtle Aquarium in the bathroom, and tricked Stacey into smelling it”
Turtle Aquarium by BullshitRhymes October 28, 2020

German aquarium 

A German aquarium is when a dude lays on his back while a woman is squatted pissing in his mouth. Above her, is another woman pissing in her mouth, kinda like a standing, pissing human centipede. Except the coup de grace is the dude is pissing in the final standing woman's mouth. For a complete circle.
German aquariums….so hot right now.
German aquarium by SmugFrog December 17, 2022

Monkey aquarium

A Discord Server with a bunch of gay people in it, usually harassing you for having a green leaf. Dedicated to Fakewoken 3
Monkey aquarium by qerxx August 31, 2023

I am not an aquarium 

I was born on the 22nd of June, im not a cancer, im not an aquarium. Daniel 2022
When someone asks you about your star sing.

I am not a cancer i am not an aquarium

Takin the sloth to the aquarium 

When she takes a cum load in her mouth and angrily spits it back into your asshole!
Wow, when I came in her mouth I quickly realized she was either snowballin me or she was takin the sloth to the aquarium; and you know what...it was the latter!