by Todd March 29, 2003
The best person ever in bed with the biggest fat fucking cock to ever exist.Ever. And every girl he has ever been with hasent been able to do it again for a year and then they want to do it again. He has a thriving sexual life and is the best in bed period.
by F.u.c.k.b.o.i.1.2. March 11, 2017
alfie starrs is the god of htcs. everyone worships him and he’s really smart. he’s also got 6.5incher.
by sadiefwn February 09, 2023
A likkl man with a 1.7 inch fingernail up his bumhole. Would also indeed get knocked out by peter with a big big big big overhand left on his toenail and he will cry to his mum about how little his willy is. He also touches little kids between the ages 6-9 just an overall cunt deserves to be put to sleep by lethal injection
by Fucking tosspotty wanker November 21, 2018
a very small midget annoying troll who can be funny but also a dick he loves pulling mia nixie thalia simpson of tables and likes saggy eggs on toast
by BOOCH LOVE ME March 14, 2019
by The big smart January 06, 2019
Tom : Look at Alfie
Ollie : what a penis
Charlie : he thinks he’s cool
Alfie Elliot : Oi stop that, why you put sausage in de bum
Ollie : what a penis
Charlie : he thinks he’s cool
Alfie Elliot : Oi stop that, why you put sausage in de bum
by Why you put sausage in de bum October 02, 2019