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Albanian Vacation

When you go on vacation but work twice as hard as your regular day job.

Albanian Americans are one of the hardest working cultures in the world.
Hey Qazimi, Shaban, wanna go on an Albanian vacation and build a road alongside of a mountain? Po!

Hey Valon, Graniti, wanna go on an Albanian vacation? We’ll put together furniture for 5 days in Florida. Qyre Qyre sounds like a blast!

Hey Vjollca, your regular day job is too easy. I think you need an Albanian vacation. Po te lutem, nothing like a hard days work in paradise!
by Anton Kastraveci September 15, 2019
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Albanian Quake

When a creeper on line gets his first nude and masturbates so hard he starts speaking in tongues and his legs quake.
When Marko saw MehMehs fat in the middle dick he didn’t even take time to grab lube and did the Albanian Quake.
by Dominatrix;) November 25, 2019
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Albanian Gang

An "Albanian Gang" refers to a group of cybercriminals working together to create and distribute ransomware, encrypting files or networks until a ransom is paid.
" Hey MrB! Your an Albanian Gang Member!" - DoxBin
by MrBAB May 21, 2024
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Went Albanian

Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.
Feeling crazy enough to put all your standards aside and and just do it.

Sandi: Bro! Yesterday at the club this Thai chick pulled me into the bathroom and kept telling me to put it in her ass. I wondered why the hell she wanted it in her ass so bad. While I was banging her I decided to give her a little finger in the front and she had a cock!

Me: So what did you do?

Sandi: Im crazy bro, I paused then thought...FUCK IT, I went ALBANIAN on that ass.

ME: Hahahaha you dirty f*ck
by Enanac848586 October 16, 2013
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Albanian Truffle-Copter

When u stuff ur hb full of truffles and proceed to flicker goon for 27 seconds as you spin on his dih in a helicopter formation, while he tries to push the truffles back out.
Gurt: yo can I give u an Albanian Truffle-Copter later? 😘
Hb: what the helly?? 😳
by Galactatus August 5, 2025
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fat albanian

an albanian that is named Dardan Demiri
by anonymous121212121 August 30, 2022
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Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.
I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.
by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023
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