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pooped a balloon 

To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)
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Dog pooping on a baby 

A legen...wait for it...dary video of a dog pooping on a baby found by the great Barney Stinson.
Barney: Hey Marshall, check out this sick vido I found of a dog pooping on a baby.

Marshall: Shut up Barney, I need to found out how i did on the BAR exam.

Barney: But its a dog pooping on a baby!!

pooped a dragon 

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass
"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"
pooped a dragon by DJTF2 April 1, 2009

Poops-a-lotta 

My boyfriend poops-a-lotta.
Poops-a-lotta by KS80021 June 14, 2013

pooping like a duck 

1.) The watery substance that expels from the bowels the morning after a long night of drinking (or after a spicy meal).

2.) A nervous stomach brought on by a panic attack.

3.) The poop floating in your lower intestine like a duck on a pond (an expression).
1.) I can't go out tonight, I'm still pooping like a duck from all that beer!

2.) Man, I have such bad anxiety, I'm shittin' like a duck right now.

3.) Looks like its time to take a trip to the lake!!! I am POOPING LIKE A DUCK!!!!!
pooping like a duck by poop_soup26 September 27, 2010

Poopa on a FUPA 

When you poop on a FUPA. (Fat Uper Pubic Area).
I got totally wasted last night, I did a Poopa on a FUPA to Mary Kate last night!

Girl Who Poops Or A Bitch That Shits

u can either be a basic bitch or a dolled up ayesha erotica typa girl
"Should I add Leg warmers to this, is it too extra?"

"You can either be a girl who poops or a bitch that shits, wear them!"