shot blocker

Someone who prevents you or a friend from taking a shot of liquor.

Cock blocking with alcohol instead of pussy.
"I bought Sam a shot of tequilla but he couldn't drink it cuz his girl was trippin and being a shot blocker."
by Juice 575 May 16, 2007
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cock blocker

a bitch ass, usually a friend, who keeps u from gettin wit a girl either cuz hes: stupid, jealous or both
Me: hey look at stephan and jazmine over there.
Edward: yeah u think theyre gonna hook up?
Me: yeah man it looks that... oh wait theres Tim heading for them
Edward: What should we do??
Me: Lets try to get to Tim before he gets to stephan! Oh man its too late
Edward: What a cock blocker
Me: yup. Moment of silence for our fallen brother.
by sharks_pwn February 28, 2008
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pussy blocker

an ex that stops you from getting with another girl
Mate i was well in with that Razz but my pussy blocker ex girlfirend turned up and blocked that shit!!
by WarriUGHH July 31, 2011
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cock-blocker

A female (usually unattractive, or socially "defective") that stays with her more attractive friend at a party and "looks after" her friend, or just sometimes gets in the way of her friend socially. Often times a young (not necessarily) male would be after the friend.
Male #1: D'you see Jenny las nigh'?
Male #2: Yea, D'you see tha cock-blocker she was with?
by Jupiter, an don forgetit October 12, 2005
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Cock Blocker

The guy was about to stick his cock into the fine-ass bitch when the Cock blocker came out of no where and side shoved the guys cock.
by Cock Blocking 101 October 10, 2009
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kiss-blocker

A big shitty cold sore, that takes away ones kiss-ability for two weeks, in effect preventing you from going out, or from picking up a girl (or guy) during that time.
That kiss-blocker on her mouth looks horrible. She won't be making out tonight.

Jackass had just sorted his pickup-lines, when he noticed Melanie's kiss-blocker.
Without missing a beat, he eyed up Melanie's cute ass friend.
by Rifwalker July 11, 2010
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Blumpkin blocker

Blumpkin blocker: Fat belly that prevents the proper execution of a blumpkin.
Its a new year now. Time to get rid of this blumpkin blocker.
by Lostmykeysinthere January 02, 2019
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