Doing the Dirty Veggies

Foreplay with unwashed produce. i.e. cucumbers, squash, gourds, pickles, etc.

guy 1: Dude Lara wanted it so bad last night, she was getting freaky in the kitchen when I was trying to make her dinner!
guy 2: Really? Like what?
guy 1: Like, doing the dirty veggies dude, she didn't even wash that shit.
guy 2: Nice!
guy 1: Yeah but afterward she smelled like Salinas.

by dirty veggie washer July 29, 2013

veggie wedgie

A person who likes to have sex with vegetables/ has a fetish for vegetables.

Look at the size of that marrow she's got. I think she's a bit of a veggie wedgie

by Laulylou January 28, 2009

Veggie burger effect

If you are starving, and you see a veggie burger you will eat it. But if a steak comes along, you'd much rather pursue the steak. The same applies to girls.

"That girl is hot."
"Eh you only think that because of the veggie burger effect."

by blondegarlic December 15, 2016

Steamin your veggies

The act of steaming, as in a hot shower, your veggies.

Aaron, stop steamin your veggies, I'm trying to hear the television.

by Manderson Fellatio April 27, 2010

Gettin veggie or cucumbering

This is when a girl uses vegetables like cucumbers in place of a penis to pleasure herself. Used by lesbains alot and females wanting to jack off.

Are you gettin veggie or cucumbering again?

by donna knight August 23, 2008

Veggie Bong

A bong/bowl for marijauna useage, made out of an apple with respective holes in it fot loading, carbing, and toking

I lost my glass bowl so we had to make a veggie bong out of an apple. I can't believe it works!

by Tone Knowledge44 January 24, 2009

eat your (my) veggies

Means to suck ones penis

TRISTAN: Eat your (my) veggies

Random girl: o ya

by Beef Nugggets May 22, 2019