Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
Get the shithouse poliomug. by Ginge Gurr October 29, 2021
Get the Shithousemug. A method A person can use to overcome a challenger in a disrespectful way aiming to distract the challenger mentally so that tehy fail
"Why won't Ronaldo shoot it? You're shit, you're shit"
-Emiliano Martínez (known as being the biggest shithouse in football history) to Bruno Fernandez
-Emiliano Martínez (known as being the biggest shithouse in football history) to Bruno Fernandez
by Ahmed98 December 30, 2022
Get the Shithousemug. Shithouse polio occurs when you are taking a shit with your phone in your hands. You don't realize that you just spent 45 minutes going through online bullshit. You go to stand up and wobble or fall to the ground because your.legs are weak or asleep
I was dumping the kids off at the pool the other day, and started looking at porn on my phone. I stood up and went head first into the wall because I had contracted shithouse polio.
by anonymous December 10, 2023
Get the shithouse poliomug. 1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton
1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!
by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021
Get the Absolute Shithousemug. by MATLFan1010 May 2, 2022
Get the shithouseablemug. When one is taking a "shit" in an outhouse/portable toilet and another person hits it with a baseball bat.
by Big Scooter January 21, 2022
Get the Shithouse Shakermug.