This is when you unravel enough toilet paper and toss it in the toilet bowl so that when you are taking a dump the toilet paper breaks the fall of your poop. Allowing you to poop so no one can hear you doing so. The poop then rests gently on top of the toilet paper until you flush the toilet or until you "COURTESY FLUSH."
Ever go to the bathroom at work and you need do the #2, and your boss walks in behind you? You don't want her to hear or smell your shit. You already know and use the courtesy flush technique now you can also use the courtesy plop technique.
by My Shit Don't Sound April 25, 2010
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 03, 2003
When you believe you are laying an air-only fart, but a dingleberry or lincoln log come out by accident
by Steve da G-Man July 17, 2008
Those sick fucks that frequent public restrooms in search of unflushed toilets. These broken degenerates feel sick pleasure by the sight of the aftermath of digestion.
by dirTsamoan July 08, 2003
by Peasant Please August 16, 2016
by Threven April 17, 2010
The pelvic plop is a sexual act achieved by inserting the testicles into the vagina. The pelvic plop derives its name from the iconic sound created by the testicles being propelled out of the vagina by strong contractions of the muscles of the pelvic floor.
The practice is often used as part of foreplay and usually repeated until a state of arousal is reached where the insertion of the scrotum is no longer physically possible due to shriveling.
As exceptional pelvic floor strength is needed to successfully execute a pelvic plop, women* who are able to perform the act are usually much revered and sought-after by their sexual partners.
The pelvic plop is mostly enjoyed by mature men* as certain age-related anatomical changes favor the feasibility of the act. However, given enough flexibility and training also younger men* can appreciate the practice.
Failed attempts at the pelvic plop are typically referred to as plop praecox. The most common source of failure are premature muscle contractions caused by the comicalness of the scene.
The practice is often used as part of foreplay and usually repeated until a state of arousal is reached where the insertion of the scrotum is no longer physically possible due to shriveling.
As exceptional pelvic floor strength is needed to successfully execute a pelvic plop, women* who are able to perform the act are usually much revered and sought-after by their sexual partners.
The pelvic plop is mostly enjoyed by mature men* as certain age-related anatomical changes favor the feasibility of the act. However, given enough flexibility and training also younger men* can appreciate the practice.
Failed attempts at the pelvic plop are typically referred to as plop praecox. The most common source of failure are premature muscle contractions caused by the comicalness of the scene.
We tried the pelvic plop yesterday, but we could not stop laughing. It was hilarious!
She totally pulled of a pelvic plop yesterday. It was amazing!
She totally pulled of a pelvic plop yesterday. It was amazing!
by Roberto Rogers April 28, 2020