Jason is the worlds best bf! he is so amazing and perfect. he is sweet, caring, smart, talented, joyful, trusting, and more. Jason never fails to put a smile on my face, even when i am upset. he always looks out for me and wants the best for me. he is so fun to be around also. plus he has an adorable dog. I love you Jason!
by lc_s December 2, 2020


A very sweet boy. Can be a jerk sometimes, but really cares about the ones he loves. Really knows how to make a move and is overall amazing. Flirts alot, and may make their girlfriend or lover mad about that, but when he loves you, he loves YOU and no one else. Jasons are great.
by ejreeworijofe October 12, 2012

Jason is a really annoying excuse of a brother. He will try to be cool by singing songs in the shower but we all know he can't sing. His best impression of any pop singer is that of a dying cow. Not only that, but he makes random french jokes and can't be roasted because he's too dumb to understand the roast and just laughs it off. You think that he will mature, but he never does.
Hey, isn't that Jason?
Yeah, he's my younger brother.
I thought you hated him.
Oh, I do. You're lucky you're an only child.
Yeah, he's my younger brother.
I thought you hated him.
Oh, I do. You're lucky you're an only child.
by LegitimatelyABruhMoment June 13, 2019

by GnomeEater April 30, 2023

Jason’s are sweet at first, they pull you in with their seemingly sexy appearances. They pretend to love you and being a part of your life but if you look deeper there’s only darkness, emptiness, a deep gray soul with nothing in its eyes. He’ll manipulate you and tear you down til all that’s left is smashed dreams of your future. He will break you and you will never. Ever. Be brave enough to love again. He loves cash more than he’ll ever love you. Sister or brother, back away because in the wise words of lady Gaga “it ain’t about the money money” but Jason will always think it is.
“Jason left me for his mistress”
“Jason will never come back for you”
“I loved a Jason until I learned____”
“Jason will never come back for you”
“I loved a Jason until I learned____”
by Wrenrose April 20, 2023
