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Jakely

Unbelievable, irrational, and insane. See ludicrous.
Whoa, that's a Jakely amount of money you've got there! You must be loaded! -- Dude, you just destroyed an entire city in the name of the Muppets. What a Jakely thing to do.
by BooJoh August 6, 2004
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Jake

Jake is every girl's dream guy. The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Everyone wants to be Jake's friend and the girls all want to be his. Your heart races whenever you see him or talk to him. His smile is everything and when he looks directly into your eyes you will fall in love. His abs are defined and so hot. But all the girls who want him have to deal because he's dating Emily. Jake and Emily are deeply in love so girls, back off!
Omg look at Jake! He's so hot!
by ilovejakey May 4, 2021
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Jaked

To try to insult someone but accidentally back yourself into an easy target of opportunity for insult and to do so repeatedly.
He jaked himself over and over again.
by slavefortheman1980 July 16, 2016
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Jake

the most innocent kid and has never watched a x video but still has a dirty mind
me-"jake have you watched the hub recently"
Jake-"no. what is the hub?"
by teamskullkia July 22, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a very soft person who does not want to get in trouble and is a huge snowflake. He is often called "Charmin" by his friends.
by yo man its chicken bread March 30, 2020
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Jake

Jake is such a fitty and usually has brown hair, all the girls love Jake. Jake also has a very big willy.
Omg It’s Jake he must have at least 3 ft
by JakePow43 October 18, 2019
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Jake

He’s the best person ever… No long explanation needed, he is the G.O.A.T
Juan: Yo, you know Jake?
Jerry: That guy is amazingness
by Tricycle Boat Penis123 June 28, 2021
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