A sexual act, where a male hangs himself by his scrotum wrapped in the American flag, repetitively singing Yankee doodle dandy and masturbating until he passes out.
by Confooshus October 10, 2017
One of the Most terrifying entities in all of existence known for kidnapping children with lightning fast speed, and eating them with demonic hunger after they say the rhyme. "Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are fast, But the Dandy is faster."
Alright guys I'm gonna summon the Handy Dandy Man. Roses are red, Bow down to your master, The Children are Fast, But the Dandy is faster.
by "The God King" May 20, 2018
When you're horny as a mother fucker and tried your best to find a solution that involves another human being but failed. Ya tried your damndest and finally come to the sad conclusion you've only got one option. Break out the Ol' Handy Dandy and give er. JUST givin er. Classic release when you get that sexy feeling but don't have a bitch (or man meat) kneeling.
by teakayallday July 8, 2018
by Bluebeetle96 June 13, 2017
by Darek March 21, 2003
1. Eating a whole bag of reclaim edibles, in one sitting without getting sick. claim or crude see also poop soup
2. Taking a load off oneself in one shot. see also dandy fap #selfmasterbation
3. Serving tainted cookies to the masses without getting caught. dandy edible
2. Taking a load off oneself in one shot. see also dandy fap #selfmasterbation
3. Serving tainted cookies to the masses without getting caught. dandy edible
“Where’s Chris? “
“He’s taking the dandy challenge.”
“Only one person has been able to finish the dandy challenge”
“He’s taking the dandy challenge.”
“Only one person has been able to finish the dandy challenge”
by Dandy Edibles November 10, 2018
Dandy Rapper
1) A posh, suburban toff whom aspires to be a brother but has no true frame of refrence.
2) When you prove yourself to be intellectually superior to another through the medium of high brow rap entertainment with added "ghetto" colloquialisms.
Dandy Wrapper
1) A posh mans condom, often made from the intestines of endangered species (i.e. panda) and adorned with precious jewels/trinkets.
1) A posh, suburban toff whom aspires to be a brother but has no true frame of refrence.
2) When you prove yourself to be intellectually superior to another through the medium of high brow rap entertainment with added "ghetto" colloquialisms.
Dandy Wrapper
1) A posh mans condom, often made from the intestines of endangered species (i.e. panda) and adorned with precious jewels/trinkets.
Dandy rapper/wrapper
Dandy Rapper - You sir, have just been dandy rapped!
Dandy Wrapper - 'Lay still, Margot, whilst the maid fetches me a Dandy Wrapper.'
Dandy Rapper - You sir, have just been dandy rapped!
Dandy Wrapper - 'Lay still, Margot, whilst the maid fetches me a Dandy Wrapper.'
by Monsieur Apelington June 8, 2010